• Lollipop Chainsaw "Special Edition" Comes With Your Very Own Jessica Nigri



      Yup, we got some more Lollipop Chainsaw news for you. A fictional, yet funny, new trailer has been put out to advertise the equally fake special edition of Lollipop Chainsaw. In this "special edition" of the game, not only do you get the over-the-top action video game, but also a life size robotic replica of lead character, Juliet Starling who is portrayed by the very, very sexy Jessica Nigri.

      The video is very tongue-in-cheek, but it's all good fun. Even if there were robotic Jessica Nigri's you know you'd want one. The nerds in the video obsess over the special edition reveal and react in the same way that some of us here at 8bitfix would respond. The trailer is good humorous, and yes sexy fun. To be honest, when I first saw this I thought that Juliet Starling could in some way be brought to a special edition version of the game. In fact, I was thinking a special edition could include a fold out poster of Jessica Nigri as Juliet. Hey Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment, I bet if you did just that for a special edition you could see a spike in pre-orders. Sure the game comes out in less than a month, on June 12. Still, *hint-hint*, you can still do it if you start now. Just a sexy suggestion. Anyway, enjoy the trailer!

      Comments 14 Comments
      1. Beatboxtaun's Avatar
        Beatboxtaun -
        I would definitely not buy a special addition to get a cardboard cutout of some Jo shmo cosplaying. If it were the real Juliet Starling in cartoon form, maybe. I would rather have a chainsaw replica.
      1. Gusto's Avatar
        Gusto -
        I can't stand that chick, I'm sure Suda could walk right by her and she wouldn't even know who he was. I can't stand this splosion of girl gamers either. I'm pretty sure about 85% of them don't even play games or even know what the f*ck is up in this industry.
      1. Scott "mountain_duwe " Duwe's Avatar
        Wow, why are you guys so salty? She's a hardcore gamer and renowned cosplayer, check out her website, twitter, facebook, etc. That's part of how she won the contest to become Juliet in the first place.
      1. Mvideoplus's Avatar
        Mvideoplus -
        @gusto, how can 85% or girl gamers not be gamers....doesn't that mean they wouldn't be gamers. Hell my wife is a hardcore gamer. Might be more so than me. I don't see a problem with girl gamers at all. Gender shouldn't dictate what someone can/should do.
      1. Gusto's Avatar
        Gusto -
        I don't have a problem with girls that game at all, I just have a problem with chicks that claim to game and do it because it's draws them attention.

        @Duwe, I'm sure you're following just about ever hot chick that claims to game on twitter and fb lol.

        It's just me guys, I really hate trend followers.
      1. Scott "mountain_duwe " Duwe's Avatar
        Um, no, not really. I don't respect those girls who call themselves gamers and play nothing but Call of Duty and show their tits online, but I also don't judge a book by its cover. People see this girl's looks and her sexy cosplay outfits and automatically assume she's a poser? That's not right.
      1. Mvideoplus's Avatar
        Mvideoplus -
        I have to agree with scott. Not all girl gamers look like what a "traditional" gamer looks like. The one group of girl gamers I kind of don't like is the Frag Dolls. They embody what a girl gamer shouldnt be. Just a pretty face that plays FPS's. True gamers, regardless of gender, occasionally dive into the RTS or FPS. Maybe a puzzle here or there with some classic arcade adventure every once in a while.
      1. Beatboxtaun's Avatar
        Beatboxtaun -
        Quote Originally Posted by Scott "mountain_duwe " Duwe View Post
        Wow, why are you guys so salty? She's a hardcore gamer and renowned cosplayer, check out her website, twitter, facebook, etc. That's part of how she won the contest to become Juliet in the first place.
        I'm not. I'm just saying I would want a cutout of Juliet Starling, not the girl cosplaying as her in a limited edition of the game. Sell the cut out of the chick separately for those who want the cosplayer...
      1. Chris "WildCardCorsair" Garcia's Avatar
        i thought this was funny lol
      1. Dude's Avatar
        Dude -
        Idk who she is, and quite frankly, I couldn't care less.
      1. Beatboxtaun's Avatar
        Beatboxtaun -
        Quote Originally Posted by Dude View Post
        Idk who she is, and quite frankly, I couldn't care less.
        I would want a statue of Nathan Drake, not Nolan North...you know? And that's saying a lot cuz I love Nolan North.
      1. Scott "mountain_duwe " Duwe's Avatar
        I think you guys are really missing the point here.
      1. Dude's Avatar
        Dude -
        I'm pretty sure I'm not missing anything. It's a pretty funny promo that has a random hot chick.
      1. Judecca's Avatar
        Judecca -
        I think the most important thing to know is that I would hit it so hard that you would need an entire zoo handling team with tranq darts and cattle prods to pull me off her.

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